The Saturn Daily Journal

 

company does very bad thing

Company spokesperson misquoted by media

by Jeremy Bridgman and Andrew Graham
February 6, 2017

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"Lorem ipsum, mauris id fermentum nulla," said the company's very bad CEO. "Aliquam bibendum, turpis eu mattis iaculis, ex lorem mollis sem, ut sollicitudin risus orci quis tellus"

Lorem ipsum aenean eu justo sed elit dignissim aliquam. Fusce at massa nec sapien auctor gravida in in tellus. Mauris id fermentum nulla. Aliquam bibendum, turpis eu mattis iaculis, ex lorem mollis sem, ut sollicitudin risus orci quis tellus.

"Lorem ipsum aenean eu justo sed elit dignissim aliquam," added a very jealous competitor. "Fusce at massa nec sapien auctor gravida in in tellus."
 

Caught red handed...

Caught red handed...

This Wasn't The First time


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Another company did not return comments as of press time.

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